It’s been almost 15 years since the first
Twilight movie came out (sorry for making you feel old), and that means it’s been 15 years of nearly the entire world crushing on Robert Pattinson. The quiet, private, moody actor has that certain something that attracts all sorts of different people. Maybe it’s the fact that he’s played so many varied characters. From the brooding-yet-glittery vampire to the gritty-yet-insane lighthouse keeper to the righteous-yet-vengeful billionaire superhero–there’s something for everyone. But are
you something for
him? Let’s see if you’re compatible with Robert Pattinson–a Taurus–based on your zodiac sign, ranked most to least compatible. (Just don’t tell Suki.)
1. Capricorn
Capricorns are naturally compatible with Taurus. They’re down to get serious in a relationship and don’t shy away from deep conversations. That seriousness means you don’t have much of a sense of humor, but that’s not a problem here. R-Patz also has a history of dating Capricorns with both FKA Twigs and Suki Waterhouse, so he clearly has a preference for this sign, which is why you’re first on the list. Congrats!
2. Scorpio
Scorpios don’t like anyone in their business and prefer to keep their life secret and private–which makes them great for Robert Pattinson. He’s a damn-near recluse when it comes to his relationships. He told
The Times, “If you let people in, it devalues what love is. If a stranger on the street asked you about your relationship, you’d think it extremely rude. If you put up a wall it ends up better.” And Scorpios are all about walls, even if it’s just a way to insert a little drama.
3. Cancer
Cancers love a long-term relationship. Considering R-Patz has a history of long-term relationships, that’s a good sign. You’d also work well because of your emotional depth. You show your heart on your sleeve, and that works well for this moody star. I mean, did you see his
recent interview with Jimmy Kimmel? He was so touched by Suki’s tears while watching him in
The Batman. That’s your opening!
4. Pisces
Pisces work well with Robert Pattinson for their emotionality and seriousness when it comes to relationships. Where Cancers broadcast their emotions to anyone within range, Pisces are a little quieter. The only reason why you’re not higher is because you don’t take breakups very well. This is less about if you’re good for him and more about him being good for you–and a breakup with Robert Pattinson would destroy you. Approach with caution.
5. Leo
Normally Leos wouldn’t be great with a famous actor. You, Leo, love to be the center of attention, and having a famous boyfriend would be pulling a lot of focus. Luckily for you, Robert Pattinson seems chill. Not that I know him personally, but it seems like he’d probably love having a partner do all the shining, rather than him. He is incredibly private after all. You go be a shining star.
6. Virgo
I’m sorry, Virgos. You’d be higher on the list usually with your great compatibility with Taurus and your devotion to privacy. Unfortunately, you’d struggle with how messy and unorganized R-Patz can be. He told
Popsugar, “I could probably live in trash quite easily. [I can handle] a lot of [mess.]” You’d think of him as a project, and that’s never good for either party. I’m sorry, Virgo, this just wasn’t meant to be.
7. Taurus
While a relationship between two people of the same sign will never be super amazing, it can’t be all bad. You could match energy with Robert, helping each other focus on what you’re good at. You’re both hard-working and dependable. OR, you could get caught in a vicious cycle of your negative attributes, like stubbornness and procrastination. This one’s a toss-up, I’m afraid.
8. Libra
Libras love a lot of attention from their partners. They’re very selective and can be needy as hell. While R-Patz seems to spend a lot of time with his partners, you’re likely to have some issues when he’s off working on a movie. You’ll feel neglected, and that’ll lead to resentment. Perhaps dating a movie star just isn’t in the cards for you no matter who they are.
9. Sagittarius
It could have almost worked Sagittarius. Your positive attitude and drive would have likely drawn R-Patz to you, but there’s just one problem: You don’t like to be tied down. The idea of long-term relationships make you feel itchy. Our new Batman likes a nice long relationship, and not a fling. Luckily, there are plenty of other famous men out there who’d be more than happy to have an amazing few months together before you both lose interest and float away.
10. Aquarius
Aquarius just aren’t that compatible with Taurus. You’re both so stubborn that you’ll be clashing far more than you’ll be pulling together. And considering that R-Patz is the moody emotional type, you’ll bristle any time there’s talk of feelings. Sorry, Aquarius, but this just isn’t going to work.
11. Gemini
Geminis just can’t keep a secret. If you were dating Robert Pattinson, the entire world would know before the end of your first date. You’d have a whole 10-part TikTok storytime with receipts to prove it. While you might have a fabulous time with him, he’d hate it. No spotlight on a relationship for him, thanks.
12. Aries
Aries are the last sign that should be dating Robert Pattinson. You don’t like to hide your relationships, and your similarity in drive and stubbornness makes you more rivals than lovers. You’re also compulsive, which doesn’t jive with the measured way a Taurus executes a plan. Also, there’s the whole fact that Kristin Stewart was an Aries, and we saw how tumultuous that was. You don’t stand a chance.
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